“Well, of course there’s a rat in the house. That’s just great.” I was speaking to myself, of course. There wasn’t anyone else around at the moment to fully appreciate the resigned and slightly sarcastic tone in my voice. There were days I loved being a mother of four. There were days I was […]
“Feral cats in the yard again,” Sheila muttered to herself again, as she let the dingy curtain drop back into place. “Why can’t they just let an old woman sleep? Yes, yes, I need to sleep.”
Sheila groaned as she shuffled back to her bed. She clung onto the bed covers as her right […]
“I found baby skunks in my backyard last night and they were sooooo stinky!”
“Of course, you did,” I sighed. I helped Camden’s mother out by taking him with my daughter, Emmy, to preschool three times a week. Camden’s mother was a sweet woman who was overwhelmed by very active children, including twin […]
I tugged on my rubber snow boots, grumbling, as my husband spoke-whispered something about a possum in the closet. What on earth? My husband and I had been married a total of thirty-two hours, and already we were dealing with some middle of the night crisis with a wild animal. This wasn’t exactly the […]
Decorating for the holidays is not one of my favorite things to do, especially when you make the discovery you have mice in the house at the same time.
I wish I was one of those women who look forward to the holidays, who has the house perfectly decorated by the night of Thanksgiving, […]