Most people don’t think about vole removal in the middle of the winter, but let me tell you, it’s one of the best times to think about it, at least for us raccoons. Let’s face it, you take too much care of your yard, and voles spend the winter destroying your hard work. You […]
My son called the incident many things, including porcupine removal, a science experiment, a learning experience, and doing me a favor. I called it “being stupid.” I love my son. He’s fourteen, adventurous, intelligent (usually), outgoing, and . . . did I mention adventurous?
It started when my husband and I noticed some of […]
Some people just aren’t satisfied with television, music, internet or books – they have to turn to mouse removal tricks for their entertainment.
I’m an excellent babysitter, and there are several families in my neighborhood who consider me the best. I know I’m bragging, but I’m really proud of the way their kids get […]
How do you tell your neighbor they need honeybee removal or you won’t let your kids come over and play? I’m just amazed that they haven’t done it already. What, do they think having a honeybee colony living right under the soffit above the front door is a good idea?
“Mom, can I go […]
It started out all adorable and sweet, and now I’m stuck with some serious rabbit removal problems.
It was early spring, the yard was greening up, we were planning an excellent fishing trip up to the reservoir, and we’d already had our first barbeque of the season. I was working in the yard when […]
I’m a fair-minded landlord, so I wasn’t too harsh on the animals when I had to conduct opossum removal. I remodeled the large vacant home I bought into four separate apartments, and had no problem renting them out once the remodeling work was complete and all the permits and licenses came through. The place […]
I try to act as if nothing unusual is going on, especially chipmunk removal. I’m fully aware of everything going on, of course. I’m a wild animal, for heavens sakes. I’m gifted with heightened smell, hearing that’s good enough for my needs, and an innate fear of absolutely everything. This serves me well. Keeps […]
My friends and I are pretty adventurous, but this last weekend, we got to witness beaver removal firsthand on our weekend adventure. It’s weird, but true.
When we go on one of our little weekend adventures, we pack up one of our cars with food, sleeping bags and a tent or two, and then […]
I have tried every mole removal product and gadget out there, but nothing seems to be working and I’m getting really mad. Look, I have a pretty tiny yard. Even as small as it is, I work hard to keep it looking really nice. My grass is a dark shade of green, my plants […]
I had no idea the baby squirrels nesting in the window well just outside my office would cause such a squirrel removal controversy. I work for a gentleman who runs a business out of his home office in his basement. There are two of us who show up at his house each morning, walk […]